Filthy Words and Phrases

Compiled by George Carlin


Cake


FORNICATION

A Bit of Jam
Action
Ball
Ballock
Baloney Ride
Bananas and Cream
Bang
Basket Making
Batter
Beef
Beef Injection
Be in a Woman's Beef
Belly Ride
Belt
Blanket Drill
Board
Blow off the Loose
Corns
Boff
Bone
Bore
Bottle
Bounce
Bump
Bumper
Bump Fur
Bunny Fuck
Bury One's Wick
Bury the Bone
Bush Patrol
Buzz the Brillo
Cane
Change One's Luck
Charge
Chuck a Tread
Climb
Cock Up
Come Across
Couple With
Cover
Crack It
Cram
Crawl
Cream
Cut
Dance the Mattress Jig
Daub of the Brush
Dick
Dicky Dunk
Diddle
Dip Your Stinger in the Honey
Dip Your Stick
Dip Your Wick
Dirty Work at the Crossroads
Do
Do a Dive in the Dark
Do a Flop
Do a Push
Do a Slide Up the Board
Dog
Do It
Do the Deed
Do the Nasty
Ease Nature
Exchange Spits
Feather-Bed Jig
Feed the Dummy
Fiddle
Firk
Fit End To End
Fix Her Plumbing
Flesh Session
Flop
Flop in the Hay
Four-Legged Frolic
Frig
Fuck
Fun and Games
Get a Bit
Get a Chunk
Get a Crumpet
Get a Hunk
Get a Little
Get a Piece
Get a Snippet
Get a Wet One
Get Home
Get In
Get Into Her Pants
Get Into Some Serious Flesh
Get It On
Get Jack in the Orchard
Get Laid
Get Lucky
Get One's Ashes Hauled
Get One's Greens
Get One's Leather Stretched
Get One's Noodle Wet
Get One's Oil Changed
Get Some
Get Some Action
Get Some Ass
Get Some Crack
Get Some Hair
Get Some Hole
Get Some Pussy
Get Some Stuff
Get Some Tail
Get Some Tweeze
Get Your Been Waxed
Get Your Pole Varnished
Give Her a Stab
Go All the Way
Go Like a Belt-Fed Motor
Go To Bed With
Go To It
Go To Town
Go Vaulting
Grease the Wheel
Grind
Grind One's Tool
Hanky-Panky
Have
Have a Bit
Have a Bit of Giblet Pie
Have a Bit of Summer Cabbage
Have a Blow Through
Have Sex With
Hide the Ferret
Hide the Salami
Hit on the Tail
Hock
Hop On
Horizontal Refreshment
Hose
Hot Roll with Cream
Hump
Impale
Introduce Charley
Incade
Irish Whist
Jazz
Jink
Job
Join Paunches
Jounce
Joy Ride
Jug
Juke
Jump
Jump on One's Bones
Knock
Knock off a Piece
Know
Ladies' Tailoring
Lay
Lay off With
Lay Some Pipe
Lay the Hip
Lay the Leg
Leap
Leap On
Lie On
Lie With
Lob In
Love
Make
Make Feet for Children's Shoes
Make It
Make Love
Make Out With
Make the Scene
Making Babies
Makin' Whoopee
Mate
Mess Around
Mingle Limbs
Mix One's Peanut Butter
Mount
Mug
Muss
Nail
Nail Two Bellies Together
Nick
Nig
Nub
Nug
Nut
Oblige
Off
Park Your Yacht in Hair Harbor
Peel One's Best End
Peg
Perform
Pestle
Piece
Piece of Ass
Piece of Pussy
Piece of Snatch
Piece of Tail
Pile
Pile-Driving
Pin
Plant the Oats
Play at All Fours
Play Hide the Bone
Plow
Pluck
Plug
Pocket the Red
Poke
Pole
Pole Work
Polish Your Rocket
Pop
Pork
Post a Letter
Pound
Pump
Punch
Push
Put the Boots To
Quimsticking
Put the Tool in the Shed
Ram
Ride
Rip Off
Rites of Venus
Roasting the Broomstick
Roll
Roll in the Hay
Rock
Rod
Roger
Romp
Root
Rootle
Roust
Rub Bacons
Rub Up
Rumble
Rumple
Rutting
Salt
Saw off a Chunck
Score
Screw
Scutz Around
Secret Services
Service
Shack Up
Shaft
Shag
Shake
Shake the Sheets
Shoot Between Wind and Water
Shoot One's Wad
Short Arm Practice
Shove
Sit-up
Sink the Sausage
Sink the Soldier
Slam
Sleep With
Slip Her a Length
Slip Into
Split
Spoil
Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch
Squattin' on the Hog
Squeeze and a Squirt
Stab
Stable My Naggle
Strop One's Beak
Strum
Stuff
Swing
Tail-Work
Take a Turn in the Stubble
Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill
Tear off a Piece
Tear the Sheets
The Disappearing Cane Trick
The Matrimonial Polka
Thread
Thread the Needle
Throw a Hump
Throw a Leg Over
Throw a Shot
Thump
Tie the True Lover's Knot
Tiff
Tip the Long One
To Be Intimate
Tooling in the Woods
Tops and Bottoms
Trim
Trim the Buff
Trip Up the Rhine
Tumble
Tumple
Turn Up
Twiddle
Varnish One's Cane
Vault
Vitamin F
Wap
Wham
What Mother Did
Before Me
Wind the Clock
Womanize
Work
Workout
Work the Dumb Oracle
Work the Hairy Oracle
Yard
Yentz


MALE GENITALS

Aaron's Rod
Arm
Baby-Maker
Blue Vein Meatroll
Bald-Headed Butler
Bald-Headed Mouse
Belly Buster
Bathtub eel
Bearded Blood Sausage
Bird
Bone
Baloney
Banana
Bat
Bayonet
Bean Tosser
Beef
Belly Ruffian
Blade
Broomstick
Bum Tickler
Bush Beater
Button-Hole Worker
Cock
Candle
Carrot
Club
Crack Haunter
Cranny Hunter
Cracksman
Creamstick
Culty Gun
Carnal Stump
Chicken
Child-Getter
Chink-Stopper
Corey
Crook
Dick
Dork
Dong
Doniker
Dingus
Dipstick
Dagger
Dart of Love
Dearest Member
Dicky
Ding-Dong
Dinger
Dingle-Dangle
Dummy
Dodaddy
Dolly
Dooflicker
Down-Leg
Dragon
Eel
End
Family-Organ
Fiddle Bow
Fish
Fishing Rod
Flapper
Fool-Sticker
Forefinger
Fucker
Foreman
Gun
Gut Wrench
Giggle Stick
Gadget
Gardener
Giggling Pin
Gooser
Gravy Maker
Frinding Tool
Gristle
Gut Stick
Hair Splitter
Hambone
Hammer
Hanging Johnny
Hoe Handle
Holy Porker
Horn
Hose
Hot Rod
Heat-Seeking Moisture
Missle
Hairy Hot Dog
Jack in the Box
Jemson
Jerking Iron
Jigger
Jing Jang
Jockam
Johnnie
Johnny One-Eye the
Bald-Headed Champ
Johnson
Joint
Joy Knob
Joy Prong
Joy Stick
Key
Kidney Cracker
Kidney Wiper
Kielbasa
King Member
Knob
Knocker
Ladies' Delight
Ladies' Lollipop
Ladies' Treasure
Lamp of Life
Lance
Life Preserver
Little Brother
Little Willie
Liver Turner
Live Sausage
Lizard
Lob
Lobcock
Lobster
Lollypop
Long John
Love Dart
Love Gun
Love Muscle
Lucy
Lung Disturber
Mad Mick
Magic Wand
Man-Root
Marrow Bone
Master John Thursday
Master of Ceremonies
Meat
Meat Hook
Meat Whistle
Member
Merrymaker
Middle Leg
Milkman
Mister Goodwrench
Mister Tom
Mouse
Muscle
Mutton Dagger
My Body's Captain
Natural Scythe
Needle
Nimrod
Nippy
Noodle
Noony
Old Blind Bob
One-Eyed Milkman
One-Eyed Trouser Trout
One-Eyed Night Crawler in the Turtle-Neck
Sweater
One-Eyed Wonder Worm
Pant Muscle
Pecker
Pee-Pee
Pen
Pencil
Pendulum
Perch
Peter
Piccolo
Picklock
Pikestaff
Pile Driver
Pin
Pink Pencil
Pipe
Pisser
Pistol
Plugtail
Pocket Piccolo
Pocket Rocket
Pointer
Poker
Pole
Pork
Pork Sword
Post
Prick
Pride & Joy
Prong
Pud
Pudding
Pump Handle
Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
Pup
Putz
Quickening Peg
Quimstake
Ram
Ramrod
Raw Meat
Reamer
Red Cap
Rod
Rod of Love
Rolling Pin
Root
Rudder
Rupert
St. Peter
Russel the Wonder
Muscle
Salami
Sausage
Sceptre
Schlong
Sexing Piece
Shaft
Shmock
Short Arm
Sove Devil
Shvontz
Silent Flute
Skin Flute
Snake
Spigot
Spike-Faggot
Spindle
Split-Rump
Spout
Staff
Steaming Hot Kanga
Stem
Stick
Sting
Stump
Sugar Stick
Sword
Tail Pin
Tally-Whacker
Tassel
Tent Pig
Thing
Third Leg
Thistle
Throbber
Throbbing Python of Love
Tickle-Gizzard
Tickler
Tong
Tool
Torch or Cupid
Toy
Trap-Stick
Trouser Anaconda
Tube Steak
Uncle Dick
Vomiting Cobra
Wand
Wang
Wazoo
Weapon
Wedge
Weenie
Whacker
Whip
Whistle
Whore-Pipe
Wick
Willie
Wingle
Wire
Worm
Yang
Yard
Yosh
Zubrick


WELL-ENDOWED (MALE)

Basket for Days
Donkey-Rigged
Double-Shung
Hung Like a Bull
Miracle Meat
Timbered
Tons of Basket
Tons of Meat
Well-Favored by Nature
Well Hung
Yard


SEMEN

Baby Food
Baby Juice
Bull Gravy
Buttermilk
Chism
Come
Cream
Crud
Cum
Duck Butter
Fetch
Glue
Gravy
Hockey
Honey
Hot Milk
Jam
Jazz
Jelly
Jism
Jizz
Juice
Letch Water
Load
Love Liquor
Man Oil
Marrow
Mettle
Mild
Oil of Man
Ointment
Oyster
Prick Juice
Pudding
Scum
Seed
Slime
Soap
Spendings
Sperm
Spew
Spratz
Spume
Spunk
Starch
Stuff
Tail Juice
Tail Water
Tallow
Wad
White Blow
White Honey


SEMEN-RELATED

Pearl Necklace
Pecker Tracks
Wet Dream


EJACULATE

Big Bang
Bust Your Nuts
Come
Come Off
Cream
Cum
Die in a Woman's Lap
Drop Your Load
Fire a Shot
Get Off
Get the Dirty off Your Chest
Get Wet
Get Your Cookies
Get Your Jollies
Get Your Rocks Off
Go Off
Number Three
Pop a Nut
Shoot
Shoot Off
Shoot Your Wad
Spend
Squirt


TESTICLES

Ballocks
Balls
Bangers
Beecham's Pills
Bird's Eggs
Boo-Boos
Charlies
Cherries
Chestnuts
Clangers
Cojones
Cubes
Danglers
Eggs
Family Jewels
Glands
Goolies
Jewels
Kanakas
Love Apples
Marbles
Marshmallows
Nards
Nuts
Onions
Plums
Pounders
Rocks
Seeds
Slashers
Spunk Holders
Squirrel Food
Stones
Swingers


SCROTUM

Ball Bag
Hairy Bag
Poke
Sack


CRAB LICE

Active Citizens
Crabs
Crotch Crickets
Gentlemen's Companions
Neighbors To the South
Pants Rabbits
Seam Squirrels


SYPHILIS

Coachman on the Box
French Gout
Irish Mutton
Ladies' Fever
Lifelong Friend
Neapolitan Bone Ache
Old Joe
Siff
Spanish Needle
The Old Dog


GONORRHEA

Burner
Clap
Dose
Gleet
Glim
Haircut
Lues
Lulu
Morning Drop
Piss Pins and Needles
Piss Pure Cream
Stank Cock
Strain
Tear


FEMALE GENITALS

Ace of Spades
Adam's Cave
Altar of Love
Bearded Clam
Beaver
Belly Entrance
Black Bess
Bluebeard's Closet
Box
Brown Madam
Bull's Eye
Bunny
Bush
Button Hole
Cabbage Patch
Canal
Candle Holder
Cat's Meat
Cave of Harmony
Cavern
Cellar Door
Chocha
Cleft
Clutch
Cockpit
Cookie
Coot
Cootch
Cooze
Coupler
Crack
Cranny
Crease
Crevice
Crotch
Crumpet
Cunny
Cunt
Dimple
Divine Scar
Donut
Drain
Eel-Skinner
Fish Tank
Flytrap
Fort Bushy
Front Window
Fur
Furbox
Furburger
Furrow
Gap
Gaper
Gash
Gate of Heaven
Ginch
Ginny
Girl-Street
Goat-Milker
Gully-Hole
Hair
Haircourt
Hair Pie
Happy Valley
Harbor of Hope
Hatch
Hog Eye
Hole
Honey-Hive
Honey-Pot
Horse Collar
Hot Box
Hot Spot
House Under the Hill
Irish Fortune
Itching Jenny
Jack Nasty-Face
Jaxy
Jelly-Roll
Juice Box
Keyhole
Lady Jane
Lamp of Love
Lapland
Lather-Maker
Little Mary
Locker
Long-Eye
Love Tunnel
Lower Lips
Magpie's Nest
Main Vein
Manhole
Mark of the Beast
Meat
Meat Grinder
Mom's Homemade Slit Pie
Mound
Mount Pleasant
Mouse
Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite
Muff
Naf
Nature's Tufted Treasure
Nest
Niche
Nook
Nooky
Notch
Oat-Bin
Old Mossyface
Organ Grinder
Oven
Oyster Catcher
Patch
Pelt
Penwiper
Pie
Piece
Pin Cushion
Pipe Cleaner
Piss Flaps
Pit
Playpen
Pocket
Poke Hole
Poontang
Poor Man's Blessing
Prick Purse
Pussy
Quiff
Quim
Quiver
Rose
Screw-Hole
Slash
Slit
Slot
Snapper
Snappin' Pussy
Snatch
Snatch-Box
Stank
Steam Room
Stuff
Socket
Sportsman's Gap
Sugar Basin
Tail
Temple of Low Men
Tool-Chest
Toy Shop
Treasure Chest
Trench
Triangle
Trim
Tube
Tuna Taco
Tunnel
Tunnel of Love
Twat
Tweeze
Twitcher
Vag
Valley
Venus Highway
Vertical Smile
Wet Cave of Lust
Wooly-Booger
Works
Yawne
Yum-Yum


FEMALE GENITAL RELATED

Boy-In-The-Bush
Bush
Button
Cherry
Clamp
Clit
Clitty
Cleopatra
Lady's Low Toupee
Lather
Letch-Water
Love Juice
Man-in-the-Canoe
Merkin
Mugget
Pussy Fart
Vaginal Blood Fart


BREASTS

Apples
Balcony
Balloons
Bangers
Bazongas
Bazooms
Bean Bags
Big Brown Eyes
Bon-Bons
Boobies
Boobs
Bottles
Boulders
Bullets
Bumpers
Busters
Butterbags
Cantaloupes
Gazongas
Glands
Globes
Grapefruits
Guavas
Handful
Hand-Warmers
Headers
Headlights
Hills
Honkers
Hooters
Howitzers
Jaboos
Jibs
Jugs
Jumbos
Kazongas
Knobs
Knockers
Lactoids
Loaves
Loblollies
Love Bubbles
Love Muffins
Lulus
Lungs
Mammets
Mams
Mangoes
Meatballs
Meat Loaves
Melons
Milk Cans
Milk Shop
Mounds
Mount of Lilies
Mountains
Muffins
Mulligans
Murphies
Nancies
Nature's Fonts
Niblets
Ninnies
Nippers
Nodules
Noogies
Nubbies
Nuts
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Pair
Palookas
Papayas
Paps
Peaches
Peaks
Pears
Pects
Peepers
Pillows
Pips
Pokers
Pontoons
Potatoes
Pumpkins
Pumps
Rib Cushions
Roundies
Sandbags
Scones
Scoops
Set
Shakers
Shimmies
Skin Sacks
Snuggle Pups
Spheres
Spuds
Stacks
Stuffing
Sweater Meat
Sweet Rolls
Swingers
Tamales
Tetons
Tidbits
Tits
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Twangers
Twin Peaks
Twofers
Umlauts
Upper Deck
Waldos
Warheads
Warts
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wobblers
Wongas
Yabbos
Yams
Zeppelins


MENSTRUATION

Aunt Flo
Aunt Rosie Is in Town
All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront
Blood Week
Collywobbles
Curse of Eve
Drip
Entertain the General
Fall off the Roof
Flying the Flag
Holy Week
Having the Painters in High Tide
Jinx
Little Sister is Here
Monthlies
My Buddy
My Friend
On the Bun
On the Pole
On the Rag
Period
Problem
Ragging
Ragtime
Red Flag
Red Sails in the Sunset
Riding the Cotton Pony
Road Up for Repairs
Sick
Stop Sign
Tail Flowers
That Time
That Way
The Captain is at Home
The Curse
The Foe
The Hammock is Swinging
The Plague
The Thing
The Visitor
Turns
Wearing the Bulky Roll
Woman's Home Companion


SANITARY NAPKIN

Bandage
Clout
Cunt Rag
Fanny Rag
Flag
Granny Rag
Man Hole Cover
Mouth Mattress
Muck Rag
Mutt Rag
Pleasure Garden Padlock
Rag
Red Flag
Window Blind


PREGNANT

About-To-Find-Pups
Apron Up
Baby-Bound
Bagged
Belly Up
Big with Child
Broken-Kneed
Clucky
Cocked-Up
Coming Fresh
Delicate Condition
Double-Ribbed
Gragrant
Full of Heir
Gone To Seed
Have a Dumpling
Have One in the Oven
Have One's Cargo Aboard
In a Family Way
In Pod
In the Pudding Club
In Trouble
Knocked Up
Loaded
Looking Piggy
On the Bones
P.G.
Pillowed
Preggers
Preggy
Shot in the Giblets
Storked
Stung By a Serpent
Swallowed a Watermelon Seed
Up and Coming
Up the Stick
Wedged Up
With Squirrel


SEXUAL AROUSAL (both sexes)

Blotty
Brimming
Bulging
Cockish
Dripping for It
Feeling Hairy
Frisky
Fuckish
Gamy
Hairy
Horny
Hot
Hot-Assed
Hot and Bothered
Hot Nuts
Hot Pants
Humpy
In the Mood
In Season
Itchy Pants
Juiced Up
Juicy
Lathered
Moist
Motor Running
On for One's Greens
Oncoming
Pruney
Rammish
Randy
Ready
Rooty
Ruttish
Sexed Up
Tumbling Ripe
Turned On
Up
Wet


SEXUALLY FIXATED

Cock-Happy
Cunny Haunted
Cunt-Struck


TESTALGIA

Blue Balls
Hot Rocks
Love Nuts
Lover's Nuts
Stone Ache


CONDOM

Balloon
Cheater
Close Combat Sock
Diving Suit
Drop Catcher
Eel Skin
Fear-Not
French Letter
Gasket
Joy Bag
One-Piece Overcoat
Pipe Pull-Over
Port Said Garter
Raincoat
Rubber
Rubber Glove
Safe
Scumbag
Sheath
Shower Cap
Tail Sheath


ERECTION

Bone
Boner
Bone-On
Burgeoning Truncheon
Captain Standish
Flagpole
Hard
Hard-On
Horn
In One's Best Clothes
Irish Toothache
Mean-On
Morning Pride
Old Hornington
On the Stand
Pants Pusher
Piss Hard
Piss Proud
Prod
Proud Below the Navel
Proud Mary
Raid
Riser
Rise in Your Levi's
Rod-On
Rock Python
Spike
Stalk
Standing Ware
Stand-Up
Stiff
Stiffer
Steely Dan
Sporting a Sequoia
Throbber
Woody


ILLEGITIMATE CHILD

Accident
Adulterine
Babe of Love
Bachelor's Son
Bar Steward
Bastard
Born Out of Wedlock
Bush Colt
Bye-Blow
Catch Colt
Chance-Born
Chance Child
Hasty Pudding
Love Child
Merry-Begotten Child
Misbegotten
Momzer
Natural
Nephew
Niece
Out-Child
Side Wind
Single Child
Son of a Bitch
Squeaker
Stall Whimper
Whoreson
Yard Child


LECHER

Alley Cat
Amoroso
Animal
Basher
Bed-Presser
Belly Bumper
Bird's Nester
Bluebeard
Bum-Fiddler
Casanova
Chimney Sweep
Chippy Chaser
Cock Hound
Cocksman
Cocksmith
Don Juan
Eager Beaver
Feather-Bed Soldier
Fleece Hunter
Flesh Fly
Flesh Monger
Flower Fancier
Fox Hunter
Fuckster
Gamestock
Gash Hound
Goat
Grouser
Gully Raker
Hair Monger
Headhunter
Horseman
King of Clubs
Ladies' Tailor
Lech
Libertine
Lothario
Lover
Make-Out Artist
Meat Hound
Moll Hunter
Mr. Horner
Muttoner
Parish Bull
Pelter
Pinch-Bottom
Prigger
Quail Hunter
Ranger
Rider
Rooster
Rounder
Rutter
Sexpert
Sexual Athlete
Sharpshooter
Skin Dog
Smell-Smock
Son of Venus
Sportsman
Stallion
Stoat
Stud
Swinger
Swordsman
Tad
Tit Kisser
Tomcat
Town Bull
Town Rake
Tug-Mutton
Tummy Tickler
Whisker Splitter
Whore Hopper
Whore Hound
Womanizer
Woodman


EASY WOMAN

Adultera
Alley Cat
Bangster
Bed Bunny
Belly-Lass
Biffer Bimbo
Bunny
Calico Queen
Charity Stuff
Chippy
Coming Wench
Cum Freak
Dead Easy
Easy Lay
Easy Make
Easy Meat
Floozie
Free-For-All
Free Ride
Gay in the Groin
Gobble-Prick
Goober Grabber
Grassback
Grind
Hairy Bit
High Flyer
Hobby Horse
Horns-To-Sell
Hot Lay
Hot Number
Hot Stuff
Not Tamale
Hussy
Jazz Baby
Letching Piece
Light Skirts
Loose Woman
Miss Horner
Nestlecock
Nympho
Open-Ass
Pick-Up
Piece of Stray
Playgirl
Pleaser
Push-Over
Puta
Roundheel
Scupper
Sexpot
Shagstress
Short-Heeled Wench
Slot-Job
Soft-Jaw
Strollop
Tickle-Tail
Town Punch
Tramp
Wag-Tail
Walk-Up Fuck
Wanton
Warm Bit
Willing-Tit
Yes-Girl


PROSTITUTE

Ass-Peddler
Bachelor's Wife
Bangster
Barrack Hack
Bimmy
Bird
Biscuit
Blouser
Bob Tail
Boong Moll
Broad
Bunny
Burlap Sister
Business Girl
Butt-Peddler
Call Girl
Cannon Woman
Canvasback
Chippy
Cock-Eyed Jenny
Coffee Grinder
Cum-Catcher
Common Sewer
Company Girl
Crack Salesman
Cruiser
Door Keeper
Dress for Sale
Early Door
Erring Sister
Fallen Woman
Fast-Fanny
Fast Woman
Ferry
Flag-About
Flash-Tail
Flatbacker
Flax-Wench
Flesh Pot
Floosie
Foreskin Hunter
Frail Sister
Garbage Can
Guinea Hen
Harlot
Harpie
Hat-Rack
Hay-Bag
Hooker
Hose-Bag
Hunt-About
Hustler
Joy Girl
Lady of the Evening
Lease-Piece
Livestock
Loose Fish
Lowheel
Mattress
Merry-Legs
Moonlighter
Moth
Needle-Woman
Night Jobber
Nockstress
Notch-Broad
Nymph of Darkness
Old Rip
Overnight Bag
Painted Woman
Pavement Princess
Piece
Piece of Trade
Pinch Prick
Pintle-Twister
Poker Climber
Pro
Prossy
Punchable Nun
Puta
Quail
Quiff
Raspberry Tart
Receiver General
Red-Light Sister
Sailor's Bait
Sales Lady
Scarlet Sister
She Sails
Sister
Sister of Mercy
Sloop of War
Slut
Speedy Sister
Sporting Girl
Stem Siren
Streetwalker
Strumpet
Tail
Tart
Thrill Dame
Toffer
Tricking Broad
Tumble
Vent Renter
Vice Sister
Whore
Window Tapper
Woman About Town
Working Girl
Zook


PIMP

Apron Squire
Ass Peddler
Brother of the Gusset
Button Broker
Crack Salesman
Fishmonger
Flesh Peddler
Gorilla
Honey Man
Hustler
Iceberg Slim
Mack Man
Missionary
Panderer
Petticoat Merchant
Ponce
Procurer
Prosser
Runner
Skirt Man
Stable Boss
Toute
Whiskin


BROTHEL

Academy
Bagnio
Bag-Shanty
Band Box
Bat House
Beauty Parlor
Beaver Base
Bed House
Birdcage
Bordello
Button-Hole Factory
Cab Joint
Cake Shop
Call House
Can House
Cat Flat
Cat House
Chippy House
Coupling House
Disorderly House
Doss House
Fish Market
Flash Crib
Flesh Market
Fuckery
Garden House
Girlery
Coat House
Goosing Slum
Heifer Barn
House of All Nations
House of Ill Fame
Kip Shop
Knocking Shop
Ladies College
Leaping House
Moll Shop
Notchery
Notch Joint
Nunnery
Pushing School
Red-Light House
Rib Joint
Riding Academy
Sporting House
Temple of Venus
Touch-Crib
Vaulting House
Warm Shop
Whorehouse
Whore Shop


MASTURBATE (MALE)

Backstroke Roulette
Bash the Candle
Beat Off
Beat the Bishop
Beat the Dummy
Beat the Meat
Beat the Stick
Bleed the Weed
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Bop the Baloney
Box the Jesuit
Buff the Banana
Burp the Worm
Butter the Corn
Choke the Chicken
Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Clean Your Rifle
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Cuff the Carrot
Diddle
Drain the Monster
Fist Fuck
Fist Your Monster
Five Against One
Flog the Dog
Flog the Hog
Flog Your Dong
Flute Solo
Fondle the Fig
Gallop the Antelope
Give It a Tug
Grease the Pipe
Hack the Hog
Hand Job
Hand Work
Have It Off
Hitchhike Under the
Big Top
Hump Your Hose
Jackhammer
Jack Off
Jazz Yourself
Jerk Off
Jerk the Gherkin
Lope the Mule
Make the Bald Man Puke
Manipulate the Mango
Manual Override
Milk the Lizard
Mount a Corporal and Four
Nerk Your Throbber
Oil the Glove
Onan's Olympics
One-Man Show
Pack Your Palm
Paddle the Pickle
Paint the Pickle
Paint the Ceiling
Please Your Pisser
Plunk Your Twanger
Pocket Pinball
Pocket Pool
Polish the Rocket
Polish the Sword
Pound Off
Pound Your Flounder
Pound Your Pud
Pull Off
Pull the Pole
Pull the Pope
Pull the Pudding
Pull Your Prick
Pull Your Taffy
Pump the Python
Ram the Ham
Ride the Great White Knuckler
Rope the Pony
Rub Off
Shag
Shine Your Pole
Shootin' Putty At the Moon
Slakin' the Bacon
Slammin' the Salmon
Slam the hammer
Slam the Spam
Slappin' Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Sling the Jelly
Snap the Monkey
Snap the Rubber
Snap the Whip
Soldier's Joy
Spank the Frank
Spank the Salami
Squeeze the Lemon
Stroking it


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